A Joke to Think About: Tourists

Two Australian guys wanted to start up a shop. But they really hated when tourists started asking what the store sells. So they began thinking of ways to make their merchandise obvious when people walk into the store. Then one day a couple of tourists walked into the store and... wait for it... asked what the store sold. In his anger, one of the shopkeepers yelled out "ASS HOLE." But then one of the tourists said"Well business must be good because there are only two left!"

Yeah it's not that funny. If you want to see your own joke up here then email me one at maltorf05@gmail.com and may just post your joke!

Oh! And don't forget to check out me YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Maltorf05

Partnership

Hey everyone. I recently became a partner on YouTube so that means that now I have the ability to start putting ads on my videos to generate some revenue. But the only problem is that I have absolutely no idea of what to make a video of. And on top of that, all the videos I already have up are really dumb and don't have many views. Please help me by giving some good ideas and I will give you a shout out in my video when I release it. Please send any ideas here: maltorf05@gmail.com. Thanks in advance and don't forget to subscribe to my channel if you have a YouTube!

Just a Theory

My friend had this theory. Seems pretty logical right?:


So if you simulated the universe as it is right now, it would have a simulation of the device you are using it to simulate inside the simulation, right? And that means, that by extension there is a simulation above you simulating you and one above that and so on and so forth (which means you didn't really come into existence until you created the simulation). And since these simulations are deterministic, they should all be identical to each other. So if you altered the simulation below you, the operator of the simulation above you would do the same. Therefore, by figuring out how to simulate the universe, you can alter it indirectly.

YouTube Channel

Hello everyone. Did you know that I have a YouTube channel. Well if you didn't then let me tell you about it. If you already knew then just skip to the link below and start watching my videos. So anyways, I started my YouTube a few months ago and I'm not too popular. So please go and watch my videos and if you have a YouTube account please subscribe and give me some video ideas.

Here is the key to your happiness: http://www.youtube.com/Maltorf05

Laser Quest

Have you ever been to Laser Quest? If not then you should. Laser Quest is a laser tag battlefield. I went there yesterday for one of my friends's birthday and I was thoroughly impressed. First off they use only black lights so that any white things in the arena light up. They also have smoke machines all over the place, so you get that Paranormal Activity nervousness. Lastly, the whole place is a maze of 6 foot high walls and mirrors everywhere. They also have towers all over the place where you can stand and snipe people. So once again, if you haven't been to Laser Quest yet then you should really go.

Diwali

Happy Diwali everyone! Diwali is a huge Indian celebration. Today is that day. You can probably read up more about it on Wikipedia or something. Anyways I don't have enough time to tell you the story behind it but basically Diwali represents the Indian New Year and the triumph of good over evil. Well okay, it was nice to put a post up here because I know I don't have too many... But now I have to do my science homework and then I get to blow up some fire works or pataka as they are called in Hindi. By the way that's how Indians celebrate Diwali. WE DO FIREWORKS! Anyway, I hope you all have a great Diwali.

Excerpt From Invictus by William Ernest Henley

Cool quote. It comes from the poem Invictus by William Ernest Henley:

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

- William Ernest Henley

B.O.B - Don't Let Me Fall

Well it was just a dream
Just a moment ago
I was up so high
Looking down at the sky
Don't let me fall
I was shooting for stars
On a Saturday night
They say what goes up
Must come down
But don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
They say what goes up
Must come down
But don't let me fall
Don't let me fall

Cause I'm gliding up there oh so very high
That if the clouds were to drop me
Then I'd fall out the sky
I don't really know why I'm here
I guess I'm just here for the ride
I swear, it feels like I'm dreaming
It's vividly defined, yeah
So call me whatever you want
Tie me to whatever you like
But let's get one thing straight
You know my name, so I run this town
When I'm on this mic, yeah
So here I go, b.o.b, bobby ray
I don't know, need I know
But I know, that I float
Rack 'em up, knock 'em down, dominoes
Then I go, as my story goes
I don't mind, I've been down here before
Product of my east-decatur home
Cause I was in the cold
Trying to keep my toes unfroze
Now I'm in your house
Now I'm in your stove
Now I'm everywhere that your Ipod go
Everything I seen was a dream just a moment ago

Well it was just a dream
Just a moment ago
I was up so high
Looking down at the sky
Don't let me fall
I was shooting for stars
On a Saturday night
They say what goes up
Must come down
But don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
They say what goes up
Must come down
But don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
They say what goes up
Must come down
But don't let me fall
Don't let me fall

Yeah, but for once
No one made that pavement is
Cause there ain't no parachute
That they can make for this
Cause I put my pain, my heart
My soul, my faith in this
Does anyone feel like how I feel?
Then you can relate to this
I just blazed with this
Maybe roll one up then take a hit
Toast to the good life then take a sip
Vacay everyday, yeah take a trip
It's easy to see I was made for this
From the womb all the way to the grave, I spit
Show y'all niggas what greatness is
Yeah, I'm talking very Lucy like making movies
To picture my life boy
You need a higher resolution
I used to cut class in day
Then runaway at night
But now I'm ruler of the upper class
I don't even write

Well it was just a dream
Just a moment ago
I was up so high
Looking down at the sky
Don't let me fall
I was shooting for stars
On a Saturday night
They say what goes up
Must come down
But don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
Don't let me fall
They say what goes up
Must come down
But don't let me fall
Don't let me fall